dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
who needs love when you have chocolate
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i know what u are
ur skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight
say it
a blogger
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